Never a Dull Moment Here!!

So the other day I was in the shower and Jace thought it sounded like such a good idea to pour cold water on me while showering! It was funny because I could actually see him through the curtain getting ready to dump it on me! I was too late and the cold water hit me right on the head! Meanwhile I was shaving my legs, so I freaked out, pulled the curtain open, and flung my razor at him! Well, it hit him right in the nose and he was bleeding everywhere! He was kinda mad at first and said I did it on purpose haha, I thought it was funny that he would give me that much credit on hitting him right in the nose! That's a pretty good shot! We both started laughing eventually and he had to hold a paper towel on it for about a half hour, it bled as bad as a cut on your legs when you shave! It was terrible! Then when he finally took the paper towel off, there were three cut marks on the tip of his nose hahaha! I know it seems really serious, I do realize I hit my husband with a razor but it was pretty funny! I tried to take a picture but it just didn't do it any justice, you'll just have to picture it yourself! haha. Oh man good times! My mom said it was just pay back because last christmas he donkey kicked me in the face and gave me a black eye! I called him Chris Brown for quite some time, now he calls me Jack the Ripper and pretends to check for razors in my purse every now and then in case I decide to rip them out and fling them at him haha he's such a nerd. Tomorrow we will have been married for 2 whole months and life couldn't be any better! Especially because Coach Fairbourne gave our team the whole week off!! It's crazy to have a normal life for once, I'm afraid I like it too much I don't wanna go back to practice everyday and lifting every morning! I get to look like a girl this week with cute clothes and most importantly... I GET TO WEAR MY RING!!! Life is good!

Love,
The Hoffs